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2023-10-16 01:24 am

FIC: I Want to Suck Your C—

Title:  I Want to Suck Your C—
Prompt: TKC 3 - Vampire
 Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): None
Summary: "Come on," said Arthur, giving Merlin a friendly shove with his shoulder as they walked down the school corridor. "You’ve got to tell me what you’re going as, I’m your boyfriend. It’s the rules.”

Merlin laughed. 

"No it isn’t. And I’m not telling, you’ll just have to wait and see. I tell you what though, if you’re nice, I just might give you a hint after school today…"

"Come on," said Arthur, giving Merlin a friendly shove with his shoulder as they walked down the school corridor. "You’ve got to tell me what you’re going as, I’m your boyfriend. It’s the rules.”

Merlin laughed. 

"No it isn’t. And I’m not telling, you’ll just have to wait and see. I tell you what though, if you’re nice, I just might give you a hint after school today…"

 

FIC: I Want to Suck Your C— )


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2023-09-18 01:44 am

FIC: Untitled / The Gift that will keep on giving

Title: (not sure right now, so let's just call it The Gift that will keep on giving)
Prompt: The Kings Chambers Prompt #1 - Gift
Warning(s):
None / Explicit
Summary: "Uh, Arthur…" he called. "You might want to come and see this."

"See what?" Arthur asked, appearing from behind the screen as he fastened his gambeson.

Merlin turned around, displaying the crotch-piece.

"Oh, wow. That’s…"

"...Impressive?"





Read fic here )
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2019-09-09 01:16 pm

FIC: immanis engorgio

Author: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Title: immanis engorgio
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: Merlin has learned a new spell as a surprise for Arthur. Though half way through the spell, it becomes apparent that it's not an entirely selfless gift on Merlin's part.
Warnings: Semi-Public/Public sex, Size Kink, Crossover, Blow Jobs, Size Queen Merlin, Oral Sex, Sex Magic, Deepthroating, Orgasm Denial/Control, Sex Toys, Self-Lubrication, Anal Sex, Topping from the Bottom, Students
Word Count: 1427
Author's Notes: Written for Kinkalot 2019 Bonus Challenge 2: Crossovers

immanis engorgio )
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2019-09-09 12:58 pm

FIC: The Horizontal Tango

Author: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Title: The Horizontal Tango
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: It’s Freshers week and Merlin and Arthur decide to do the horizontal tango in the hottest club in town.
Warnings: Anonymous Sex, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Public Sex, Light Dom/sub, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Unsafe Sex/Barebacking, Drinking
Word Count: 1806
Author's Notes: Written for Kinkalot 2019 Week 1 Bonus Challenge: Dirty Dancing.

The Horizontal Tango )
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2019-06-02 07:10 pm

FIC (& ART) : Heal Your Body to Make Me Whole [Collab]

Finally able to post the collab between myself and [personal profile] digthewriter for this years Merlin Reverse Bang.



Title: Heal Your Body to Make Me Whole
Artist:[personal profile] digthewriter
Writer:[personal profile] fifty_fifty

Pairings/Characters: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, Gwen/Sophia
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 46,209
Warnings: Canon-level violence, homophobia

Author's Notes: I was so excited when I saw Dig's art and summary, it sounded right up my street so I am very glad that we were matched together. If you enjoyed the art please feel free to head on over to Tumblr, if you can, and give Dig a reblog and a like (through the art link below)! Thank you ♥!

Summary: Merlin has been Princess Sophia’s bodyguard since he was twenty four and she was twelve. Now, eight years later, she’s out, and wants to attend her first Pride parade. Merlin’s all for it. He’s never hidden his sexuality from his employers, but his number one job has always been protect Sophia and ensure she has the freedom to be herself. When Sophia’s father decides to hire a second man as Merlin’s backup, however, Merlin takes it as an insult. Not to mention, he thinks the new bloke is an arrogant, homophobic prick. He doesn't know how wrong he is...

[ Dig's art is here | Words are here ]

Happy Pride Month everyone!
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2019-02-21 10:48 pm

FIC: here is the deepest secret nobody knows

Title: here is the deepest secret nobody knows
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon
Word Count: 581
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Merlin wanted Arthur to know all of him, and all that he had been through. But Arthur couldn’t, how could he? He hadn’t lived Merlin’s life. He hadn’t waited. And Merlin didn’t know how to express it in words himself.
Notes: On AO3 here.
Written for Prompt #352 - i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart) for Camelot Drabble. Sorry, this drabble is a bit lazy, but I felt the poem itself screamed post-canon Merlin with a newly returned Arthur. The poem Merlin recites is [i carry your heart with me(i carry it in] by e. e. cummings.

here is the deepest secret nobody knows )
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2019-02-20 10:01 pm

FIC: Between a Knot and a Hard Place

Title: Between a Knot and a Hard Place
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Gaius, Uther Pendragon
Word Count: 4,206
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Arthur slowly blinked his eyes open. His head ached and as he pushed himself up, he struggled to focus on his surroundings. He had some vague memories of being accosted. There had been a small scuffle between himself and a bandit, and the other men… He frowned. The other men had been sorcerers and Merlin—the idiot—had drawn their attention to him. The last thing Arthur could remember is diving to knock Merlin away from getting hit by one of their spells. After that it was all a blank.

Or, beware, when you get accosted by bandits and sorcerers. You might get more than you bargained for.
Notes: On AO3 here.
Written for Plumantis and The King's Chambers Fest 2019 - Day 1

Between a Knot and a Hard Place )
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2019-02-10 06:27 pm

FIC: The Cat's Meow*



*04/06/19 Now with art by VentiMocha!

Title: The Cat's Meow
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon
Word Count: 1,576
Rating: Explicit
Summary: “But Arthur—Look at her…”

“Merlin,” said Arthur, sternly. “It's not staying here.”

“But it's so cold outside! And the stablemaster was going to drown her! And just look at her cute little face!”

“I hate cats,” Arthur countered. Anything to get a rise out of Merlin and that damn demon of destruction out of his chambers.

Merlin gasped. “You're a monster! Who could possibly hate a face like this?” Merlin held the cat up next to him. Both peered at Arthur pitifully.

On AO3 here.
Notes: For VerdantMoth and Tumblr prompt 11: "You're a monster."

The Cat's Meow )
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2019-01-22 10:51 pm

FIC: I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas (There Is Just One Thing I Need)

Title: I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas (There Is Just One Thing I Need)
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, background Gwaine/Percival, background Leon/Morgana
Characters: Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Gwaine, Percival, Morgana, Leon
Word Count: 7,970
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Merlin laments being single and his mother being away for Christmas this year, when he stumbles on an unexpected gift: Arthur Pendragon in bed, naked.
Notes: Dedicating this fic to the Merlin Hols Mods. You do a fantastic job for the fandom, and the holiday season just wouldn't be the same without you. Thank you for all your tireless efforts to keep this fest running, year after year. We appreciate and love you! <3 On AO3 here.

I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas (There Is Just One Thing I Need) )
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2019-01-12 12:57 pm

FIC: Lights Down Low, In the Moment We're Lost and Found

Title: Lights Down Low, In the Moment We're Lost and Found
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), background Gwen/Lancelot, background Leon/Morgana
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Morgana, Gwen, Percival, Gwaine, Elyan
Summary: What happens at the office Christmas party, stays at the office Christmas party. Or rather, it doesn’t.
Word Count: 14,719
Notes: Written for Winter Knights 2018 on LJ.

Lights Down Low, In the Moment We're Lost and Found )
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2019-01-04 06:16 pm

FIC: Merlin and Arthur Put the 'X' into Xmas

Title: Merlin and Arthur Put the “X” into Xmas
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Summary: Wherein Merlin gives Arthur a Christmas morning treat. Arthur gives Merlin a surprise. Poor Hunith has to put up with these boys. And gingerbread men make the best festive snack.
Warnings: Seriously tooth-rotting fluff, with a side helping of cheese. Oh and smut. Quite a bit of smut.
Word Count: 2,381
Author's Notes: Written as a gift for the Camelot Drabble Gift Exchange 2018 on LJ.

Merlin and Arthur Put the 'X' into Xmas )
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2018-12-21 11:05 pm

10 Years of Merlin & Arthur - Day 4: Scenery/Locations



Title: Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Court Sorcerer in a Tub
Rating: Mature
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon
Word Count: 1525
Summary: “Merlin, you and I both know that water in the tub is stone cold. Surely you weren’t planning on presenting the King of Camelot with an ice bath? Heat it up.”

Merlin looked over at the door in confusion and reached down to picked up the buckets and started to make towards the door. Damn Arthur, now he had to go and haul another several dozen buckets of water up all those stairs, ensuring they actually were hot to begin with.

“Oh, stop running away and looking confused, Merlin. We both know you don’t need buckets.”

Merlin froze mid-step.

“Heat it up. I won’t ask again,” Arthur commanded.
Author’s Notes: Written for @merthurdaily‘s 10 Years of Merlin & Arthur celebration - Day 4: Scenery/Locations Also on AO3 here.

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Court Sorcerer in a Tub )
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2018-11-22 02:21 pm

FIC: Practical Magic

Author: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Title: Practical Magic
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Merlin
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: They search for hours, through book after book, before finally they reopen the discarded one. They both stare at the rather explicit diagram with dismay.

“I guess we’ve got no choice. We’ll have to do it,” says other Merlin.

“Well, it’s not like you haven’t got anything I’ve not seen,” jokes Merlin to ease the mood. “It will be like...” he licks his lips managing to force the word from his lips, “...masturbating. But…”

“With one of us having their cock up the other’s arse.”
Warnings: Self-cest
Word Count: 1000
Author's Notes: This fic was written for Pornalot 2018 - Challenge 4: Super(natural). I plan on writing a longer, more fleshed out version of this at some point. Until then, I'm just gonna post it here.

Practical Magic )
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2018-10-29 12:55 pm

FIC: All For the Cameras

Author: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Title: All For the Cameras
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine
Summary: “So, thank you both for coming in. I must say it was a delightful coincidence when you both auditioned for the film and I think it will work out well for the… intimate scenes we want to portray with Andrew and Gregory. I wouldn't normally ask actors to be so... hands on. We would shoot around it. But... given your relationship status and the fact that we want this film to be grittier, real and honest. We would be thrilled if you'd consider... going a bit further than the script? What I mean to say is: would you be willing to touch each other on camera?”
Warnings: Semi-Public/Public sex, Exhibitionism, Acted homophobic language/behaviour (not genuine)
Kink: Exhibitionism, Spanking, Dirty Talk, Sex Toys ¦ Trope: Actor AU, Enemies to Lovers ¦ Word: Tomfoolery
Word Count: 1000
Author's Notes: This fic was written for Pornalot 2018 - Challenge 3: Kink Link.

All for the Cameras )
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2018-10-22 01:27 am

FIC: Unconventional

Author: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Title: Unconventional
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: It had all started with the last convention Merlin had gone to. Arthur had been sitting in the audience giving him knowing looks, undressing him with his eyes. Driving him mad. He’d meant it as a joke. He hadn’t been serious. But Arthur had. And yes, Merlin had had fantasies like this. But he’d never thought that it would actually happen. Fantasies weren’t meant to happen. That’s what made them fantasies. So how he had ended up like this?
Warnings: Semi-Public/Public sex, Exhibitionism
Word Count: 936
Author's Notes: This fic was written for Pornalot 2018 - Challenge 2: Fantasy.

Unconventional )
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2018-10-15 01:10 am

Merlin After Camlann Big Bang - FIC (with Art by LFB): Emrys & Pendragon (Deceased)

Title: Emrys & Pendragon (Deceased)
Fandom: Merlin
Writer: [personal profile] fifty_fifty
Artist: LFB72
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur, Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Mordred, Merlin/Gwaine
Word Count: 123,448
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Um, I don't know. I don't think there really are any?
Notes: A HUGE, HUGE thank you to my artist, LFB72, who I am so flattered she asked to collaborate with me on this fic. She has done amazing art for this story from chapter headers, scene dividers, art and moving GIFs that really help to bring this story to life. I am honoured and so spoiled by all that she's done. Please do head over to her art thread HERE as well to give the the praise that she truly deserves!

Thank you also to [personal profile] schweet_heart who is the best, most hardworking and patient beta I could ever ask for. I tell her all the time, but I could never manage to write as I do without her help. Without her (and many other supportive and encouraging friends-you know who you are), this story would never have been completed.

Summary: When running a private detective agency, you expect a little bit of excitement and drama. But you certainly don’t expect death. After Arthur is killed in a strange accident one night, Merlin can’t help but think that there's more to it than meets the eye. Now he's stuck with a ghost for a partner, and time is running out for Arthur to resolve his unfinished business before he ends up trapped here for good. It's up to Merlin to help him figure things out so that he can cross over, but that's easier said than done when there's a murderer on your tail.

One thing's for sure: as best friends for life, Merlin and Arthur won’t let a little thing like death come between them.

Click HERE for the story.
Click HERE for the art.

Sneakpeek at some of the art below:
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2018-06-15 01:33 am

FIC: Sail Thou Forth

Title: Sail Thou Forth
Link to Work Remixed: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1004451
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 37,070
Warnings: Infidelity (Consenual, not M/A)
Summary: Trapped in a marriage of convenience, Merlin Emrys doesn't believe in love at first sight - or true love at all, for that matter.

That is, until he meets Arthur Pendragon, an extraordinary man whose courage inspires him to begin the career that he has always longed for, and in whose arms Merlin begins to hope for better things.

But society isn't kind to men like them, and both must overcome tremendous obstacles before they will be free to live the life they've been dreaming of.
Notes: Cookie, I hope that you have as much fun reading this, as I had writing it. It was a joy to read your work (although I had already read many of your stories before) and when I happened upon this story I knew that I had to chose it for remix.

A huge thank you to my beta reader!

As Cookie notes in the original fic, their story is based on Now, Voyager (1942), starring Bette Midler and Paul Henreid http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035140/, which in turn is inspired by a novel of the same name by Olive Higgins Prouty (Inception enough for you yet?) who borrowed her title from the Walt Whitman poem “The Untold Want”.

I will confess, I have never seen the film, nor have I read the book, so I am basing my story on Cookie’s fic (and Whitman’s gorgeous poem). But maybe I will have successfully channeled both.

As with Cookie’s fic, there is a strong theme of infidelity (consensual) running through the story (not between Merlin and Arthur). And also period-typical homophobia.

Sail Thou Forth )
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2018-06-08 07:03 pm

FIC: Cursing, Camelot and Winning the Game

Title: Cursing, Camelot and Winning the Game
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon
Word Count: 1,046
Rating: Explicit
Summary: “Arthur?” Merlin called out.

He was answered by a stream of cursing in Anglo-Saxon, interspersed with one or two choice English words. Merlin grinned. He’d always known that Arthur had known all those curse words back in Camelot, even though he had denied it. ‘It is beneath my dignity to know any curse words at all, Merlin’.
Notes: Written for Prompt #314: Music Prompt (The Tower) for Camelot Drabble. Composed by Plutonia, the music can be heard here: music prompt On AO3 here.

Cursing, Camelot and Winning the Game )
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2018-06-05 04:35 pm

FIC: Brotherly Comfort

Title: Brotherly Comfort
Pairing(s): Keegan Sherman/Webb Sherman (Bounty Hunters)
Character(s): Keegan Sherman, Webb Sherman
Word Count: 4,202
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): Incest/Twincest
Summary: Webb would say that the car accident had brought them closer together. But the truth was they were already as intimately acquainted as two people could be.
Notes: Written for Hurt/Comfort Bingo - Round 8. Thank you to Pelydryn for the quick beta. Any remaining errors are my own. Written for the h/c bingo small fandoms challenge: my prompts were vehicle crash and hugs. On AO3 here.

Brotherly Comforts )
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2018-03-04 12:32 pm

FIC: Stepping Up

Title: Stepping Up
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Arthur/Gwen (Merlin), Gwen/Lancelot (Merlin)
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Uther Pendragon, Hunith (Merlin), Gaius (Merlin), Morgana (Merlin), Gwen (Merlin), Gwaine (Merlin), Leon (Merlin), Elyan (Merlin), Will (Merlin)
Word Count: 48,272
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Arthur is a closeted Olympic snowboarder who has only just started to come out to his close friends and family. To the rest of the world, he’s Arthur Pendragon, Team GB’s Golden Boy and best hope of getting a gold medal in the Olympics after coming home with the silver in Sochi (and fuck wasn’t that an experience, worrying about being outed in homophobic-central Russia. To be honest, Arthur feels guilty he even attended those games).

The pressure on Arthur is immense, but as long as he can keep his head down and get on with things, he’ll be fine. Cue Merlin Emrys, a newcomer to Team GB and up-and-coming figure skater who is determined to make his mark on the scene. And he’s fucking hot.
Notes: A huge, huge thank you to Schweet_Heart my beta reader (and a fantastic writer!), who has been so, so wonderful and helpful with this fic. I wouldn't be anywhere near as good as it is with her! And thank you to Kitty for hosting the Merlin Olympics again. Merlin Olympics was my first Merln fest, so it will always have a special space in my heart. This started out as an idea that I thought would run up to 10K, almost ended up at 37K and now is almost 49K. I also want to thank everyone who listened to me talk about this fic endless in the Merlin Chat.

With regards to warnings for the fic, please do be aware that there are some parts where homophobia and homophobic slurs are mentioned, as well as flashbacks to events where they are used.

I also wanted to add that this fic was inspired by Gus Kenworthy, an American freestyle skier and an interview he did with the BBC here.

On AO3 here.

Stepping Up )